YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN IN SHOW CHOIR TOO LONG WHEN...
*you hear songs on the radio and sing them with perfect diction.
*you accidentally call your parent by your director's name.
*the smell of burning hairspray no longer has an effect on you.
*you realize you feel naked without glitter.
*the charter bus is a second home.
*you've shared deodorant with six different people (male and female).
*you can run in heels without looking stupid.
*you download as many songs as you can that are affiliated with a show choir.
*you do facials off stage.
*sleeping in curlers is comfortable.
*you hate how you look without false eyelashes on.
*you can comfortably change out of costume into street clothes in front of the guys, your parents, and the director.
*a guy suggests you put on a little more blush.
*instead of counting down the days until spring break, you count down the days until Showstoppers.